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Stoner Gift Guide: Weed Wish You a Merry Christmas!

Updated: Dec 29, 2022

By Therin Miller | Chronic Magazine

Merry Christmas, friends! If you're looking for the perfect gift for the stoner hippie in your life, look no further! This year, We've put together a list of the 10 best gifts for the cannabis lover in your life. Whether they like to smoke, vape, or eat their weed, we've got something for them. So put on your Santa hat and start shopping! Ho, ho, ho!

Looking for a fun and festive way to enjoy cannabis? Look no further than the Cards Against Humanity Weed Pack! This expansion pack contains 30 all-new cards that will have you and your friends laughing. From munchies to all-consuming paranoia, this pack has it all. So shuffle these babies in with your main game and get ready for some serious laughs. Just don't forget to bring along the Food Pack if you're getting Taco Bell.

GameLooking for the perfect weed-filled party game? Look no further than HotBox! This card game is playable with family and friends and even more fun with groups of 4 to 10 people. With 420 cards, this game is perfect for any stoner night in! From demonstrating your favorite sex position to slapping one player, HotBox has something for everyone! And don't forget - this inappropriate stoner gift is also great for the cannabis lover in your life. Give them HotBox and they'll be laughing all night long!

Looking for a smell-proof container that will keep your stash items fresh and secure? Look no further than the advanced Smell Proof Bags with Combination Lock. The zipper closure system will keep odors from escaping, while the 9 activated carbon fiber layers will lock in any smells that try to escape. Plus, the waterproof nylon and rubber fabric will keep your stash dry and safe. So if you're looking for an odorless backpack that is 100% smell-proof, look no further!

The Mamba V2 1g Gray Electric Portable Herb Grinder is an all-in-one device that grinds and dispenses your most-reached-for herb. It features a 1500mAh Li-ion battery with 3Nm of torque to effortlessly grind and extract potent aromas and fresh flavors. The grinder comes with a USB Type-C lead to connect to any convenient USB power output eg. a phone charger, which also doubles as the grinder's charging cable. Simply grind with no contamination, spillages or wastage of expensive product thanks to the grinder's built-in electric motor and tailored grinding chamber!

If you're looking for an easy way to make delicious edibles at home, the Infusion Buds Butter Infuser Machine is just what you need. With the push of a button, you can create perfectly infused butter, oils, and tinctures for use in all your favorite recipes. The machine is also easy to clean with its automatic cleaning cycle. The included decarboxylation box helps reduce odors while decarbing herbs for use with your butter infuser machine. Plus, the extractor machine comes with everything you need including 3 gummy molds, a silicone baking sheet, and 5 silicone storage containers.

This is the perfect gift for any cannabis enthusiast looking to store their stash in style! With its sleek design, ample storage space, and airtight containers, this box has everything you need to store your stash in an organized and discreet way. Additionally, there is a special slot in the tray to accommodate your cell phone or tablet. Plus, the bamboo construction gives this box a distinctive look that will make it stand out from any other storage box. Give the cannabis aficionado in your life the gift of organization with this beautiful and functional Bamboo Stash Box!

This Triple Flip Bamboo Magnet Rolling Foldable Tray with Built-in Ashtray is the perfect item for any RAWthentic enthusiast or aficionado! Comes in 3 separate pieces that magnetize together, this tray has strong magnetic closures and connections. It can be used as one large rolling tray, or separately with friends and guests. This tray has a wooden scoop and cone holder, a detachable metal ashtray, and tons of space for all your rolling needs. The locking magnet system allows for customization into 8 different configurations.

Bud Grower's Complete All-in-One Home Grow Solution is a premium grow tent kit that includes everything you need to start growing your own marijuana. This complete home grow room tent kit comes with the most durable, energy-efficient, and highest-quality LED grow tent lights on the market, our carbon filtration system which eliminates 98.5% of all unwanted odors, living soil technology and more!

This grow kit tent is an ideal choice for first-time growers who want to ensure they have everything needed to get started quickly and easily. With the included user manual, detailed instructions and helpful tips, you can have your home grow setup up and running in no time! Start growing right away with the Bud Grower Complete All-in-One Home Grow Solution!

This neon sign is handmade. Its green and white LED lights will fit perfectly in any pothead room. This neon sign has very high quality this neon sign is a great addition to any collection! It makes you wonder if beer goes best with marijuana or if is this just pothead's perfect sign. Either way, it looks awesome!

This funny stoner shirt is perfect for those who enjoy relaxing with a nice Indica or Sativa! Cool trendy weed tee shirt!

This novelty and funny marijuana lung shirt make a great Christmas gift for your favorite stoner friend, pothead uncle, old hippie, or anyone who uses weed for medical/medicinal purposes. Great for pot festivals, and reggae concerts!

These socks are made of high-quality cotton with moisture control, which makes them soft, breathable, and durable. The marijuana weed leaf print is very fashionable and can be paired with whatever you wear. They are a good choice to match up your casual attire or sports wear. The size is one size and they fit shoe sizes 6-12 for men and 7-13 for women. They have proper stretch for a good fit. These socks are fit for running, jogging, walking, cycling, golf, tennis, and any other activity.

Happy Holidays, Stoners! We hope you've found the perfect gift for the cannabis lover in your life. Now that your shopping is done, it's time to relaaaax and get ready for a festive season of fun and laughter with friends, family, and of course, weed! Enjoy your holidays, and may the marijuana be with you. Merry Christmas!

Happy Holidays from all of us here at The Chronic Magazine! Stay safe, stay high, and stay merry!


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